We have favorite one liners in our house:
Mostly from movies over the years.
Here's some of our favorites:
1. "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!"
Wizard of Oz
(We use this when Dad's talking to us and we don't want to listen)
2. "Doesn't it just make your feet itch to dance?"
(Don't remember which movie but I'm pretty sure
she said something like this in every movie.)
3. "Laugh it up, furball"
I won't even say what this is from...if you don't know...I can't help you!
4. "So, Peter, you've become a pirate."
Grama Wendy in Hook
(Just so you know, if you look up Hook in
5. "Go Away! Read some books!"
"Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?"
"Beneath the clothes, we find a man, and beneath the man we find his...nucleus."
(We don't like this movie...REALLY)
(I won't share the quote about stretchy pants, cause you'll all think I'm unspiritual!)
6. "Quick as a flash, I whipped my Edsel around"
(OK...I'm pretty sure 'quick as a flash' and 'whipped' cannot be in the same sentence with Edsel!)
"My whole body's a weapon"
(Russell uses this one a lot...we ignore him...refer to number 1.)
"Sun really beats down on a metal car"
(I honestly don't know why we like this one! Some weird quirk in our nature, I'm sure)
"Drop dead, that's who!"
(This is my personal favorite. It's like saying "You Too!" when you have no reason to.)
These were all from The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.
7. "Talk about your fixer upper"
(We say this a lot while driving through Idaho and Montana!)
8. "Don't know, don't care..."
Cuzco - Emperor's New Groove
(This one fits soooo many occasions)
9. "Look at that sky...talk about blue"
Not sure what it's from.
(Helpful during awkward moments)
10."Now THAT was Julie"
"It pains me so..."
"Look out, Sally"
(I had a house full of boys...they laugh at gross stuff!)
11. "And I am about to raise you right off the pavement!"
From Muppet Christmas Carol
I might sound something like this while defending my young!
I love saying that...makes them sound like porpoises or something!)
12. "Keep the change, you filthy animal."
13. "Ahoy, I sail!"
What about Bob
(I recently went sailing...said this a million times!)